Womyns'Ware - Eggstasy Pouch

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	After Joy’s internal tug of war, pleasure beat out vanity when it came to pure Eggstasy by Joy LaFille, InSearchOfSin. I’m vain. One might even go so far as to say I’m very vain. This vanity extends into pretty much all areas of my life, up to and including my sex life. Although it goes against everything I intellectually believe in, I hate the fact that I don’t look like a porno model when I’m naked. I want my thighs to be smaller, my boobs to be perkier, my stomach flatter. Don’t even get me started on cellulite. Of course, I’m smart enough and together enough to know that these insecurities are sheer stupidity. The societal creed that only flat-stomached, perky-breasted 21-year-olds deserve to get laid is not reflective of reality – certainly not my reality, since even at 21 I wasn’t particularly perky breasted or flat stomached and it never seemed to get in the way of my sex life. So at the end of the day, I’m left with two sides of my psyche locked in an eternal tug of war. The healthy, sexual side of me that knows that sexual pleasure feels the same whether my waist is 18 inches or 38 inches. The media whore inside of me – the woman I like to think of as Anti-Joy – is positive that I’d be more sexually fulfilled if I looked like a Baywatch babe. I managed to compromise the two, somehow. While still listening to the common sense voice inside me, I’m still ultra-paranoid about wearing anything vaguely unflattering or silly looking. When a friend of mine told me about the hot pink latex panty/harness with attached dildo she had “taken” her boyfriend with, I expressed the required humour and admiration, all the while thinking, “I’d never wear that.” Naturally, two weeks later I picked up my regular shipment of sex toys from Womyn’s Ware, and found a wearable sex toy included in the batch. The Eggstasy Pouch isn’t exactly a hot pink panty with attached dildo, but I did have a moment of hesitation as I handled it for the first time. Anti-Joy was protesting that I wouldn’t look Baywatch-esque in it. She was not happy over my insistence that this toy looked like fun. Furthermore, she pointed out, the toy would require my less-than-flat stomach to be surrounded by unflattering black elastic cords, thereby enhancing any bulge. Did I really want to take part in this? Did I? Without further ado, I grabbed Anti-Joy by the waistband of her skanky mini-skirt – ripping the waist of her control-top pantyhose as I did so – and locked her in the closet. I think she yelled and banged on the door for a while, but to be honest, I wasn’t listening. The Eggstasy Pouch is a small pouch (available in denim or soft leather) designed to hold a vibrating egg (not included). Its goal is hands-free clit stimulation during intercourse; bungee cords threaded along the sides of the pouch allow you to strap the pouch to your body, but the genitals are still open to other forms of stimulation. The cords are also ultra-stretchy and adjustable, so it will fit bodies of all shapes and sizes. Although the cords were a little confusing at first, within short order the husband and I had gotten things sorted out. I took a quick glance in the mirror, and flipped Anti-Joy a mental middle finger. That girl doesn’t know what she’s missing. The Eggstasy Pouch gets an A+ in my books. Not only is the concept a stroke of brilliance, its also been executed very well. I was worried that the pouch might slip during sex but to my delight it stayed snugly against my clit the whole time. If you’re interested in throwing a bit of unpredictability into the mix, throw the control panel for the vibrating egg to your partner. My conclusion for this toy is a two-parter: first, this toy’s a keeper, and one I highly recommend. Second, I need to figure out how to serve Anti-Joy an eviction notice. I think it’s high time she found a new place to live. - Joy LaFille is one of the goddesses-in-residence at InSearchOfSin, part of the Moxie network. As appearances might suggest, she spends a lot of her time thinking about sex. Eggstasy Pouch provided by Womyns' Ware. ©2000 Campus.ca All rights reserved.

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