Womyns'Ware - Strapper Harness

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	Let me preface this by saying that of late, the husband and I have been experiencing the sexual equivalent of a dry, never ending desert. It hasn’t quite gotten to the point where I’m expecting tumbleweeds to roll past our bedroom door, but it’s getting close. I think I have been hearing the faint strains of cheesy western harmonica music, and I know for a fact that tall, dark strangers have strolled up to the bar and requested a double – or maybe that’s just wishful thinking on my part. Last week, however, the husband came to bed, nibbled my neck and gave me the look that told me he was hoping we would stay awake for a while. It’s possible I was feeling a little vengeful at the time over the lack of activity, but at any rate I decided I wanted to make him work for it. I looked at him, smiled sweetly and said, “Maybe. If you’re very good.” The toy that had been sitting on our bedside table waiting to be tested was The Strapper, a leather dildo harness designed to give those of us with two X chromosomes the experience of having their very own Y. Surprisingly, I didn’t find the straps complicated, and in a matter of moments I was sporting a seven-inch silicone erection. I should mention that although the husband is very familiar with being penetrated, this was our first foray into the world of strap-ons. For me, just putting the harness on was an interesting experience. I was expecting to feel stupid, but to my surprise, I found myself getting a kick out of the sensation. “Look!” I giggled, pointing. “I have a penis!” The next ten minutes were less foreplay and more goofing off, as I strutted around waving my new penis at the world – or at least, the four walls of our bedroom. To be honest, I’ve gained a lot of sympathy for the male fascination with their own genitalia. Suddenly, it makes a lot more sense. I mean, it’s OUT THERE, like some kind of really friendly business card announcing your presence to the world. When I was finished waving myself about, I swaggered up to the husband, who was watching me from the bed with an expression of bemusement in his eyes. As I rolled a condom onto the dildo (not necessary, but a little trick I learned for easy cleaning) I told him, “You know, according to Cosmo, if you were a good girlfriend you’d learn this cool trick where you put the condom in your mouth and roll it on to me during a blow job.” He wrinkled his nose. “Ew. Why?” As I guided him into position on the end of the bed, I said, “I think it has something to do with not making me feel emasculated because I’m wearing a rubber, but that probably doesn’t count if your dick’s made out of silicone.” “Good thing,” he said. “I don’t think I’d make a very good girlfriend.” The Strapper is a woman-manufactured dildo harness that was designed by Womyn’s Ware Inc. With a standard size, which accommodates up to 44” inch hips, it also comes in a larger size that fits up to 54” hips. D-rings make for easy modification to the size and I had the whole thing on and fitting snugly within a couple of minutes – trust me, that’s an impressive endorsement. I’m usually not good with straps and buckles. Womyn’s Ware sells it with a lifetime replacement or repair warranty against defects, so if you’re concerned about how well it will hold up to the rough stuff, stop it. I think I should preface my next comments by saying once again that I’m a strap-on virgin, so my critical judgment is probably not as good as it could be. Do we have that out of the way? Ok. I loved the Strapper! Part of this, of course, is finding out about a brand new sexual activity I get to enjoy. But above and beyond that, I think the Strapper is exceptionally well designed. I was concerned that the straps would dig into me, that the dildo wouldn’t be held securely enough to my body to make for effective thrusting, and that I would have something banging into my pubic bone in an uncomfortable and un-sexy manner. None of these things happened. Wearing the Strapper was as comfortable as a favourite pair of underwear, but infinitely sexier. If you and your partner are having the urge to try some strap-on play, I encourage you to try this item. It’s one of the few products that I can recommend with no reservations at all – it gets a two thumbs up from me, and from the husband, one enthusiastic bottoms up. Sorry about that. I couldn’t resist. - Joy LaFille is one of the goddesses-in-residence at InSearchofSin.com, part of the Moxie network. As appearances might suggest, she spends a lot of her time thinking about sex. Strapper provided by Womyns’ Ware. ©2000 Campus.ca All rights reserved.

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